May 2013
5 posts
April 2013
20 posts
'The Mindy Project'
Danny: Are you sexually active?
Mindy: Haha!
Danny: ... Do you exercise or play sports?
Mindy: I do the elliptical 45 minutes, 4 times a week. 30 minutes, 3 times a week. There is a cluster of elliptical machines at my gym. I'm planning on joining a gym near my house, okay?
Danny: Sedentary.
Mindy: That's rude.
Danny: What medications do you take?
Mindy: I was taking fish oil until the bottle rolled behind my fridge.
Danny: Almost takes fish oil.
Mindy: I'm very healthy.
Danny: You drink?
Mindy: Yeah I have a glass of wine every night at dinner for my health.
Danny: So Betsy's 24th birthday party must have been the healthiest night of your life.
Mindy: Hey man, those were Jager bombs, alright? Not wine. So joke's on you.
March 2013
27 posts
